you dont choose the otp
the otp chooses you
when we got scholastic book orders in reading it was like god came down from the heavens and bestowed them onto the planet
earlier today on the internet i saw somebody who had said something stupid and now they were getting all defensive and they said the following:
“I was JFK”
i assume they meant “i was just fucking kidding”
but i was all
9pm: "I'm going to bed now."
10pm: "I'm going to bed now."
11pm: "I'm going to bed now."
12am: "I'm going to bed now."
1am: "I'm going to bed now."
2am: "I'm going to bed now."
3am: "FUCK."
4am: "FUCK."
5am: "OKAY."
my mom asked why i don’t read as many books as i used to and i just said it was because i read a lot of unpublished stories from independent writers online and she thinks that’s very good of me to give undiscovered authors a chance
hahaha
i just read gay porn






